Duct Tape:Summer Edition

Summer is near. A time to go into a 16- hour coma each day; wake up, eat everything in the fridge and go back to sleep to start the routine all over again.  But there is a small period of time where you will be bored out of your mind.  Below I have compiled (wow, big word) a list of helpful things over summer vacation. 

1.  If the back of the TV remote falls out, make a new back out of duct tape. 

2.  If there is a hole in the couch, fix it with some duct tape.

3.  If you’re really bored, make a sheet of duct tape and slide across a wood or tile floor using it.

4.  If your parents make you clean up your room, use duct tape in some creative way to do so.

5.  If you can’t think of any way to clean up your room using duct tape, duct tape your door shut so your parents can’t see the mess.

6.  If your little brother or sister is annoying you, duct tape your ears shut so you don’t have to listen to them.

7.  If your little brother or sister is still anoying you, duct tape them to the wall in the next room.

8.  If you don’t have any bread, hold together the sandwich with some duct tape.

9.  If your game system spontaneously explodes, build a new one out of duct tape.

10.  If the back of your TV remote falls out; you find a hole in the couch; you become bored with the sheet of duct tape idea; you’re trapped out of your own room because you duct taped it closed; you can’t get your little brother or sister down from the wall; your sandwich fell apart after making duct tape bread and your new duct tape game system explodes… make a passport out of duct tape and move to Mexico. 

-Samuel H