Duct Tape: Road Trip Edition

Fitzroya N Thursday, March 18, 2010 7

Spring Break is coming and many families will be going on road trips.  Whether you will be at your aunt’s house in nowhere-ville, or your rich grandparent’s house in the Hamptons, duct tape is always a good item to bring. 

Below I have listed a few uses for duct tape when your on a road trip (joking of course).

1.  If your luggage rips, repair the hole with some duct tape.

2.  if your tire gets a small hole in it, cover it up with some duct tape.

3.  If your tire gets a big hole in it, use lots of duct tape to cover up the hole. 

4.  If your tire completely explodes for no reason, build a new tire out of duct tape.

5.  If your little brother and or sister breaks one of their toys, give them a roll of duct tape to play with so they will stop crying.

6.  If you get annoyed by your little brother and or sister, who is sitting next to you, build a wall out of duct tape to seperate you.

7.  If your window breaks, build a new one out of duct tape.

8.  If your parent tries to play those questionnaire games on the pieces of paper, destroy your newly built duct tape window, throw the questionnaire sheets out the open area, then build the window again out of duct tape. 

9.  If your shirt tears, make a new one out of duct tape.

10.  If luggage tears while your in the car, your tire completely explodes randomly, your little brother/sister just broke their new toy, and your window breaks, you get a hole in your shirt, and you survived the trip all the way to your aunt house, make a pillow out of duct tape and sleep until its time to leave.

by Sam H.

7 Comments »

  1. Kaley Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 9:42 pm -

    Nice lol

  2. 42 Friday, March 19, 2010 at 8:04 am -

    Sam, most of us don’t have your duct tape skills. If we tried to make a shirt out of ductape, we’d never get it off. It would be awesome, but it’d get really hot in the summer.

  3. ImmaBanana Monday, March 22, 2010 at 11:04 am -

    DUCT TAPE FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  4. TEEHEE xD Monday, March 22, 2010 at 11:05 am -

    o.o Nice.

  5. yanira velez Monday, March 22, 2010 at 1:17 pm -

    oh wow some people just use trash bags ! yea its better than duct tape!!

  6. sebo Tuesday, March 23, 2010 at 9:49 am -

    i wander if thats his car

  7. bella Wednesday, March 24, 2010 at 9:16 am -

    this is soooo funny, to bad im not going any where for spring break.. i am having my bday… and yeahhh.. :)